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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us"
Ralph Waldo Emerson.
ill Jenkins was wet, very wet. The water wasn't cold but he wondered how long it would be before it was cold. Two hours previously he had been contented and happy and now as he waited his life flashed in front of him. He couldn't move because something had trapped his feet.
His first thoughts went back to the time when he was still at school. Mr Frederick Russell, the mathe........
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Hi i am back again with another poem
On a hot summers night in the middle of June,
And the stars are sparkling all around The moon,
The warm breeze gently blowing all Around,
With all going on in the world its so Profound.
With beautiful nights like this its easy to See,
Just why the God made it for you and
Me,
Just remember with all the conflict here And there,
This was created for all to Share... 19/03/2009
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funny joke
In D.C., a guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Sure do."
"So, what's your story?"
The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of speech pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running."
"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals."
"Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
The owner says, "Ten dollars."
"This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"
"'Cause he's a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff!" 21/03/2009 12:18
THE SEAT
Part 1
I'm an old lady and spend a lot of time watching the coming and goings on the park opposite my house. My comfortable armchair is placed in the big bay window of my bedroom. The scene is changing all the time.
A large Chestnut tree stands 100 yards from the entrance; under the tree is a park seat.
At night an old tramp called Sammy uses THE SEAT as his bed, first placing a sheet of plastic to stop the draught coming up. Then he rolls an old jumper as his pillow and uses his large heavy overcoat as a blanket; the park keeper knows him well and turns a blind eye. As the sun rises, he takes a packet of sandwiches out of a bag. My next door neighbour gives him some every night. He will share these with a dog that comes to see him very morning at the same time. The birds will fight for the crumbs. He then wanders around the town and local market; he's well known and liked. This leaves THE SEAT empty.
Next on THE SEAT is a retired man. He likes to read the morning paper and watch the children making their way to school. Mums with prams and pushchairs on the way to the shops will say "Hello" to him. Sometimes he will be joined on the seat by someone else. 1 wonder what they talk about.
Come lunch time a young man sits on THE SEAT, waiting for his girl friend. She often brings him a sandwich or pot noodles and always brings bread for the birds. Then it's back to work for them both. I often wonder if this boy and girl will marry or perhaps find some one else!!
Children going home from school will sit on THE SEAT. Perhaps they discuss homework, or dream of what they will do that night. They will always eat a packet of crisps or biscuits, dropping crumbs on the path. The birds will come again and eat the crumbs after every one has gone home.
Next Sammy the tramp will come back
Or will he?
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THE LEAST SUCCESSFUL TARGET PRACTICE
As part of a training exercise off Portsmouth in 1947, the destroyer, HMS Saintes, was required to fire at a target pulled across its bows by the tug Buccaneer.
It fired a shell, missed the target and sank the tug.
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THE SEAT
Part 2
I could see from my chair in the window that Sammy did come back. We would wave to each other as he entered the park and as time went on, I would open the window and he would tell me how his day had been.
Often he would clear the empty fruit and vegetable boxes from behind the market stall, taking them to the large skip that was provided by the council. The busy stall holders were glad of his help and gave Sammy some fruit, which of course helped Sammy. He had a small amount of money but this had to go a long way. He bought mugs of tea and bread or as a rare treat, a hot dog or a small bag of chips. He never begged and because of this the people behind the counter gave him more than they should.
He would go to a hostel on occasions (not as often as he would have liked; because a small fee was charged) to have a bath, shave and also a hot meal.
As autumn approached, Sammy did not come back to THE SEAT. Watched every night for
him and grew quite worried. Then one day he was there-
He spoke for a long while, telling me about his past and what had taken place recently.
He told me he never got on at home with his mother and father; so at the age of 22
he left, never to see them again. His mother's friend Ann, who was a widow, gave
him a home. When she remarried, the new husband made it clear Sammy was not welcome.
Again he was homeless. He found a new mobile home and a job. It was not a very well
paid job, but he was happy. After twenty years, the land on which his mobile home
stood was needed for an up-
One day he picked up a newspaper that was blowing about in the wind. To his surprise, he saw printed in a column that some one was asking if anyone knew of his whereabouts. He replied, only to find Ann and her husband had died, leaving him the house. Now at last he was secure.
"What about the other people who used THE SEAT?" he asked.
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A man walked into a pet shop and said, “I'd like a puppy for my son." “Sorry Sir.” “said the store owner;” ” we do not to part exchange.”
From H Welling
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