A passing driver saw four undertakers caring a coffin round the cemetery. Some time later, on the way back. He saw the same four undertakers still going round the cemetery with the same coffin! So he stops the car, he asked the undertakers! "Why Are you still walking round cemetery?" "Well it's like this we lost the plot."
An old sweet story.
The bandit hit the Penguin with a club and stole his all gold, made his breakaway in the taxi.
Can you improve on this old Cooke?
Where is the sea?
I thought sea levels were going up not, not going down?
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THE LEAST SUCCESSFUL TARGET PRACTICE
As part of a training exercise off Portsmouth in 1947, the destroyer, HMS Sainte, was required to fire at a target pulled across its bows by the tug Buccaneer.
It fired a shell, missed the target and sank the tug.
A man walked into a pet shop and said, “I'd like a puppy for my son." “Sorry Sir.” “said the store owner;” ” we do not to part exchange.”
From H Welling
Did you know the electron is the rowdiest thing known to mankind.
Joke . Based on the fact.
Electron and positron went into a bar for a drink. It's your round electron. Are you sure? Yes I'm positive